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Pilar and Yo firts meeting (reposted for HH) Tuesday, 11-Jan-2000 05:09:40
Here it is, Hood. Pilar and Yo first meeting through 2 chapters (look at the end of the part 4 and the beginning of 5 to find it) Part 4 Cheryl, Visionary and Banjooo, with a dreamy sight in their eyes, are looking at the Infinite Space. Cheryl: I wonder, what's happening on earth at this moment. If Chronicler of Stories was right, now that we´ve been travelling for one month have passed 7 for Parodyopolis citizens.. Visionary: ummm….ok Banjooo: Weird, isn´t it?. I hope there isn´t any revolution on my kingdom. You know, these Sea Monkeys are pretty impatiens ..Hope first Vizier is doing his job. CoS: *FLUSH* uh..Who cares about those trivialities? Cheryl: *cough*Hi*cough*. The essence you gave off is.. CoS: Er.. Sorry for that. I thought the sulphurous odour would make people fear me. Never mind, I just came to give you my support. When you need me I´ll be near. The LL is not alone in that. Btw, I couldn´t help but hear you. Keep in your lesser thoughts that time is only something measured in the mind of humans… Banjooo: Hey!. At who are you calling human?. I´m a Sea Monkey, their king indeed!. I´ve nothing human in me, er…no offence meant, Cheryl. Visionary: Hey! CoS: Uh..fine. Like I´s saying, the time can also be saw as a physical dimension belonging to a space-time continuum. Visionary: umm……ok. Cheryl? Cheryl: Later dear. CoS: The past and future mutually coexist and cause one another. So, whatever happens right now on Parodiopolis, can be changed later. And believe me, something is happening ------------------------------------- Parodiopolis, 7 months after the Heroes departure (for Earth standards, remember Time dilation?)) and weirdly enough, is happening while CoS is warning the LL... HV, a villain, a hero, a man, perhaps even a leader, enters inside the abandoned Lair . Memories of other times, when he fought against the Legion heroes assault him. Why didn´t he join them when had the opportunity?. Now it´s too late. Parodiopolis News showed images of the brave LL entering into their purpled ship. Since then, there hasn´t been any news. Probably, this time, the obstinacy use of dynamite by NTU has finished with their lives. But not with their memory. It is time to summon another group of heroes, is the hour of the LLNext generation!. Several days later, a Canadian brown-haired guy answers HV summons.. Hi!, I come for your newspaper announcement. HV: powers? I am the best hatter of this side of the Parodiverse HV: Impressive.. * sigh * the following one please... Hey!. Look at me. The hats give me their powers. You would have to see me when using a magic one... Hatman makes an impressive demonstration of his powers and gets the job. ---------- After a tired recruitment by HV the new team is assembled, Sersi, the Eternal (her greater power is to be able of showing a wrinkles-less face being 100 years old); Cobra, The Lady Poem (the viper lady on the Lair, wait, it didn´t sound right...), Pierson´s Porter! (He gaves pleasure to his foes, er.., no, it didn´t sound right either); Hatman!, the man of thousand hats; DarkHwk! flies and is not Superman!.. ---- Holliwood V: er..., You know, the old LL did just fine, I think we might follow their steps. Here they are, the lines of each one... Let´s see, Jarvis, this is easy: Me. Umm, Who of the two ladies wants to be the over-cheerfully women... Sersi: umm, I wouldn´t mind it. Put me in for that. Cobra: Oh, dear. I couldn´t think anybody who deservessss better to be the new Lisssa. Sersi: You know little aspic, I could be your mummy. Show me more respect!. Cobra: Mummy, in what sensesssssss the old one or the mother one… DarkHwk: Girls, girls, calm down. HV is our leader now. I´ll take whichever role he wants me to do. HV: Oh, fine. Then you´ll be our Visionary. Both are androids and such… DarkHwk: Hey.I´m not a dumb, dammit!. HV: umm, I think you´ll do it pretty well. Lets see.. Cobra will be spiffy like. Do you like ferns? Cobra: I rather like bananas… HV: Then, you´ll be banana-head. Next you, shifter. Let me see your file…power to control reality anyway you can think, umm, You´ll make a fine Yo…have you got spellings problems? Shifter: er..no, thanks HV: Then you must get them. You know, keep it Unreal… ------------------------------ On Yopolis... Nosotros:.. Afterwards we tried with women, you know they are more tender and stuff....We tried to go to a big city, But is a bit confused to find your way in Spanish cities. The traffic, the shouts, the noise, the pubs…the horror for an old thought being. So, ended in a small city, one of the most anodyne if I can say that….. A Spanish woman, an average Spanish women indeed, is working inside a lab on summer holidays, yes you heard fine, on summer. There isn´t a soul in the Faculty of Medicine where she tries to finish her work. Yo: Excuse me, Who are you being? Pilar: Ahhhhhhh!. Damn you!. Who did allow you to go inside??. Yo *happily* nobody Pilar: Ok mister!. Don´t move!. I´m going to call the police if you don´t go away … Yo: You don´t need to being afraid of me. I just came to ask you a question. Pilar: Are you a foreign student?. You know, the Professors aren´t here on summer. You came to the wrong place, look in the beaches… Yo: no. I came to be seeing Pilar. Nosotros: Yo, let me explain everything to her. Pilar: Hey!. How many of you are?. Why didn´t I see you before? ..Ok, I´m going to call the police now. Nosotros: Easy, I was thinking me invisible. Sit down please. Its a long story and we need your help…. After many, many repetitive time…. So…You mean that I´ve to let you to posse me?. Right? Yo:*happily* now she is getting it! Pilar:* angrily* You know, that is the weirdest way for asking sex I´ve heard in my life!!. Mister, now you´ve got problems… Yo *curiously* What sex is meaning? Nosotros: Ok, lets make her a demonstration that we are not joking. Yo, think in a bunch of flowers Pilar: *seeing how Yo transformed in roses* ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!. He is changing!! he´s a monster!. What are both of you??? Nosotros: Here you´ve that Yo-roses. Yo wants you to feel happy. And now I hope you believe us. Pilar: My family is going to think I´m mad.. well, they already think it…. Ok, I guess is true. But why I´d help you? Yo: Because you are boring Pilar: hey!!! Yo: *checking his spanish dictionary* Then because you are bored. Pilar: umm, no. I have a lot of work to do and stuff. Yo: *curiously* What are you doing?. Pilar: Put your hands off the computer. I´ve been making those graphics for days. Yo: And what that is being for? Pilar: Nooooooo!. Don´t touch the erase bottom!!!!!! Awwww, crap!. Yo: *happily* sorry. Yo is going to helping you. Nosotros: She can´t hear you, Yo. She has fainted. Quick, mend her work, I´ve to go to our planet. Yo: Pilar, Pilar!!. Are you hearing me?. *slap* Pilar: hey!. That wasn´t necessary... Oh.. is you …again. Yo: I´ve been thinking. You need to learn English to write pretty papers, right? Pilar: well..yes, that is true. Yo: I can learn it for both, and without any kind of boring studies… Pilar: Now you begin to make sense. But I´ve to kill you first for erasing my work… Yo: It´s working now. Deal?? Pilar: Umm..Why did you chose me?? Yo: Nosotros said you like jokes and fun. No that I´m seeing it, tho……. Pilar: well, We´ve had a bad beginning. Sit down Yo. I´m not an ogre when you become to know me better… Yo: *happily* Really?. You´d be very helpful if we can join our essence. You could go along with your life without feeling nothing. Just when you are sleepy I go out. Pilar: ummm, don´t know.. Yo: Do you liking bunnies too? Pilar: Ok, you win!. Yo: Pilar gives Yo a big kiss?? Pilar: er.. Don´t force your hand, Yo. Yo: I´m being ready, are you being too? Pilar: Can I think it a little more? Yo*sobbing* no time.. Pilar: Oh, damn. I can´t see anybody crying. Begin it! *AN*: Translated from Spanish to English with the cheaper…well, you already know that… To be continued… Part 5 Slowly, the mysterious Yo begin to vanish. Pilar, on the other hand, felt relaxed and happy. Yo was invading her body inch by inch. She has never experienced anything like this before. The beats of her heart was increasing and her body was being invaded with flu, like in a sexual experience that went further on. Finally, with a low sigh, emanated by a voice that wasn´t not hers, the transference ended. A quick glimpse in a mirror made her surprised. Where previously was a clearly feminine body, another one with a more androgynous aspect exists now. An anguish sensation invades her, and before beginning to yell, a slight energetic form emerges from her head. Yo, once assimilated the necessary mater for his own existence in a physic reality, that is to say, once contacted with Pilar´s neurones, emerges again. Pilar, happily, returns to her original form once more. However, Yo has clearly changed .Less pale, more tangible, with a glow around his body. Pilar, observing closely Yo, was discovering physical characteristics in him that resembled hers. Yo´s eyes, formerly brown, have an intense green color now, his smile is similar to hers. Although Yo´s hair is shorter, Pilar thinks to recognise the golden veins that her hair has. Yo sighted of happiness. "Isn´t that great?. I´m always enjoying that sensation. And this time was best than usual, you and me are having more things in common than I was thinking first" Pilar said nothing, but felt the same enthusiasm than him. "I hope you don´t make a fool of you while being in Parodiopolis. For both sake, don´t talk too much with the others. Your poor languages knowledge joined to mine can be a danger… You know, I take myself too seriously some times. I hope you don´t embarrass me too often" Although Yo´s too polite to say that, he´s thinking that all of that was rubbish…Who cares about one self steam if you can have a good time, adventures and to make friends.. "I´m trying it" was his polite answer. "And now Yo is going to Parodiopolis, I´ll see you soon…" Pilar could hardly contain her disappointment. Now the fun ended and she had to continue working.. alone…on summer…bored… "And that was the complete story Yo" Nosotros continued telling "you forgot all of that because I didn´t want you to come back to Yopolis. Your security was priority to us. And now, you´re here ..oh,well, too late for complain…" But, now, everything is right. My Legionaries teammates are going to come. They´re the mightiest heroes of the Parodiopolis. They´ll save us!. Nosotros: Well, I´ had been watching your adventures, and I´m not as sure as you are…But then, you never know. Some times a great heart is better than a clever one. If your friends are coming, we have to forget about our depression mood. Lets make the best stay for them. I don´t want to see any unhappy face by here. Their good heart deserve at least that. Yo: right!. I´m already thinking happy thoughts…. I´ll see the bunny, Visi, Lisa, NTU, Banjy; spiffy, Donar,…. Nosotros: Ok, I get it. Stop now and go to make all the preparative to welcome them ------------------------ *Yes, Jarvis*, a teen girl smartly said to her leader. *It´s me, spiffy!. I entered into the ship in disguise. BTW, The Legion has to make me his VIL, that is very important legionnaire, you don´t know how many hormone-crazed guys harassed me. Well, I´m a pretty girl when I want… "Oh, yes?. How very feminine of you, dear." Evilly Jarvis said. " Oh, yeah, well..What are you going to do with Zemo" said spiffy changed quickly the embarrassing conversation "he can spoil the mission" uh..nothing…by now, that is. We´ll see it when he show his true colors. And now go again to hide yourself. ---------------------- Visionary was on monitor duty feeling unappreciated once more. Nobody wanted his helpful advises about how a Space ship has to be driven. "Well, I pity them. I am not going to complain, no sir. But when the enemy show his face by here, I´ll remain harmless inside the ship. That is. They can come pitifully yelling _Visionary help us, save us, please, we need your inappreciable help_. Then no, sir, I´ll remain here". With these thoughts in mind, Visionary was trying, at the same time, to guess forms in some grey clouds in the horizon. "That ugly one is Jarvis..ummm by there I see Lisa with her big... ehem..better if I put that thoughts aside…"Ummm, Clouds? In the space?. Ummm, Cheryl. CHERYL!. "Yes honey?" Cheryl answered. "Ummm, you know, I´s wondering if there are clouds in the space. Grey ones to be more exact. This is, grey scaring clouds." explained Visionary seeing how his wife quite obviously didn´t understand him "No, honey, in the space there isn´t atmosphere, so there are no clouds". Cheryl pulled a face "I see that time you spent watching Star Trek hasn´t been of any use …" "Then, What are those things ahead?" Her husband answered with all the dignity he could manage. "Let me see the monitors" Cheryl´s face darkened but contained for not scream in horror watching the screen "Unpleasant, isn´t it?" was her only comment. Visionary, after some years married with her, guessed that something really serious was happening. Quickly called the Big Three. Jarvis asked him "how many time ago the clouds had been in front of them", and yelled at him when discovered that have passed hours for the first one seen. Visionary opened his mouth to say something furious, then realised how absurd that would be. Something horrible was waiting outside the ship for them. Quickly the strategy was decided. Donar, Space Ghost- when sober- and Banjooo were ones of the most powerful legionaries and luckily could survive in the space. NTU offered his help too. His armour could be of great help against the unknown scaring creatures…Meanwhile Visionary came forward to stand beside his wife. Cheryl, while a valiant woman, thanked it. Her pretty eyes were full of fear now, fear for all of them. Outside... The clouds, just when the four heroes left the ship, were taking form. Still very tenuous to assure it, they seemed to have deep red, demonic eyes. However, each one saw them of different form. Thus, the individuals infantile ghosts appeared before them. All the cloud shapes were not the same, but all really threatening and powerful. Reacting the first was Donar. If the sound could be listened in the space, his shout would have been enough to paralyse a whole planet. His warrior blood screamed like never before. His untied fury was fighting with inhuman enemies. He could strike with all his considerable strength. And so he did. Banjooo, seeing the brave example of his companion, quickly followed Donar. Still a minor, their powers had not emerged completely, was to hope, however, that if he´d a power more than the well-known ones, the super force and agility were two of them. Her adversary took the Bad little Siren's Witch shape. Yes, he already knew she came from a non existent old legend that people used to scare children with, but that history had always impressed him. Trying to think about something more useful than in his infantile fears, He wondered how could defeat it. The Witch, however, knew perfectly how defeat him. Covering him, IT began to mix his memory. Banjooo doesn't remember anything now. What was he doing, in the space no less, with the bad Witch of the West. Meanwhile Donar, seeing the enemy advance did not waste the time. Brandishing his enchanted nail, produced an electrical unloading that crossed the strange creature, hitting in NTU-150 armour. With a KLANG not heard but yes guessed, the legionnaire was dragging by the space. Space Ghost, doubting between his whiskey or going to help NTU-150, decided at the end do the latest. Space Ghost: SPANKKKKK RYE to the rescue!!!!!!!!!! NTU-150: Thanks, and now put me inside the battle once more. I have a cloud to turn into acid rain... Banjoooo asphyxiated in his inner world, sense a voice inside his mind.. Banjooooo: No, no, mummy, please, left me to sleep more, just a little bit. It´s soon for going to the school... Voice: Come on! fish-boy, Don´t gave now. For god sake, wake up and kick the cloud-ass! Banjoooo: This is not my mum after all, is more spiffy like.. voice: S_it. Banjooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. What is the hell with you??. I´m not going to find another teammate to ran the Agency, you selfish bastard! "Oh, yes THAT is spiffy". Banjooo, knew now that one of his powers must be to hear spiffy in paranormal situations. " Great, now I bet I´m never going to be without hearing him..even when I´m alone or even worse with Elyse..how lucky I am.. Never mind NOW I know I how destroy the weird clouds. If one of them tried to confuse my thoughts must being cause I know how to finish with them. NTU-150, meanwhile, fought a changing . from man to woman. from man to woman from man to woman Resisting the impulse to hide in his happy place - after all, he´s being with Yo many time now, activated the vacuum cleaner of his armour, in fact the one used to clean his room, absorbing his enemy Space Ghost´s watching an immense bottle of liquor in front of him. If he wasn't pantaless yet, he´d lost it. A madness darkened his eyes, delighting himself with his vision. At that same moment another Donar ray hurt him in one of the most painful place. It was not necessary more, the GAAHH power destroyed his bottle-opponent. Due to being illogical, the gah! worked perfectly in the space, hearing in conductive air absence. His opponent, not prepared for a sonorous attack, broke in thousands pieces . "A shame that the GAAHHH went off automatically, now I will not be able to prove that liquor. I will have to be happy with the bush rats I pinched to the NASA. Donar, finally, with his enchanted pick-handle-with-to-magic-nail-in-it, destroyed the rest of the adversaries. A spell called a hurricane from another reality. Once inside the ship... Lisa: Jarvis, Whichever thing were those, I guess is only the weird welcome to whoever is being causing Yo-planet holocaust. Jarvis:Yep, right. That was just the beginning. The Lord of that weird creatures hasn´t detected us yet. Visionary: Really. They were pretty ugly, That was an attack in all rule. Cheryl: I do not think so, Visionary. Everything was too much well. Jarvis: ok, don´t worry so far. We are arriving at Yopolis, everybody go to put their outfits on. In fifteen minutes I want you to be here....We´re going to disembark! Meanwhile, on Parodiopolis… Ring, Ring! HV: must be the mail boy, he always calls twice.. Messenger: Er..That is..I..would .. Sersi: Pretty outfit for a handsome boy..Do you want me to [REMOVED] in you [REMOVED] with my [REMOVED] Messenger: er….perhaps my friend , I just wanted to join the LLNext!. I grow reading all about LL adventures and… In that moment a racoon crash with Sersi.. Sersi: What we have here? RR: Call me Cupid, call me hormone-crazed-boy, call me Rocket Racoon, but make me whichever thing you want… HV: I guess we have two more legionaries… Sersi: Nice by me! To be continue… Hope RR don´t mind the hormone crazed joke…=P Yo will be back soon... =) |
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